Pas lagi jalan2 di sebuah mall, yg sesek padet bak ikan sardin dalem kaleng, gw bingung mo nyari tempat yang rada lega buat jalan. Lagi asyik2 ngeliat handbag, gw pengen minta pertimbangan suami gw.
"Mas, bagus ngga ini?" kata gw sambil nunjuk sebuat tas etnik dari vietnam
Gak ada jawaban..
"Mas, ihh.. Ini bagus nggak?" kata gw lagi..
Tetep gak ada jawaban...
"Maaasss.." setengah tereak kesel soalnya gw ngga digubris
Tiba2 ada jawaban
"Ade ape, Cik?" tanya seseorang..
*pingsan sejenak*
Yang jawab pakcik2 setengah baya...bukan suami gw..
"Maaf Encik, salah orang. Saya fikir suami saya ada dekat sebelah saya..", kata gw dengan muka *udah pasti* kayak udang rebus...
Haduhh maluu banget nih..
Trus gw liat mas Anwar udah agak jauhan di sebelah sana...
"Mas, tadi kan janji mo kasi pertimbangan tentang handbag disana, kok malah kabur?" kata gw kesel
"Lha gimana, si Zebby udah kayak bola bekel, ngga mo diem kesana kemari..apa dibiarin aja?" kata mas Anwar lagi.. "Emang kenapa sih sewot banget?" sambungnya..
Trus gw ceritain semuanya..
Yg gw dapet malah ketawanya dia yg terbahak-bahak. Jadi gahar deh gw....
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Pilih antara satu, aku atau dia...
Kayak potongan syair lagu ya?
Emang itu kok yang sempet diucapin sama suami gw saat gw ngotot pengen mendalami sesuatu dan dia ngga setuju abis.
Pas masih SMU dulu, gw sempet terobsesi banget jadi drummer perempuan. Saking semangatnya, gw sampe belajar sama temen di rumahnya yang kebetulan dia punya drum set-nya. Woalah..hepinya gw. Capeknya kaki dan tangan udah ngga gw rasa.
Lulus SMU, latihan gw terhenti. Lagian pas kuliah, gw belom sempet nemuin temen yg bisa ajarin gw lagi. Apalagi pas Tingkat Persiapan Bersama yang jadwalnya mirip banget kayak SMU, jadi gw berasa sekolah SMU kelas 4!!. Udah nggak bisa macem2 deh...
Kira2 tingkat 2, gw akhirnya kenal sama seseorang yang bisa ngajarin gw. Cuman latihan baru terealisasi kira2 awal tingkat 3, dan gw harus belajar dari awal lagi secara gw udah rada lupa gimana tekniknya. Disaat itu juga, gw baru memulai pacaran sama mas Anwar. Gw pikir mas Anwar oke2 aja kalo gw latihan ngedrum, ehhh ternyata nggak, sodara-sodara. Sempet terjadi perdebatan sengit antara kita, dan akhirnya dia bilang "Ya udah, pilih aku atau dia? Aku sih ngga masalah kamu belajar musik, tapi mbok yah jangan ngedrum. Tu gitar udah jago, belajar piano kek, biola kek..". Gw ngga tertarik!! Dan akhirnya gw nyerah. Mudah2an Zebby ntar mau nerusin cita2 gw hehehe....
Trus, masalah hobi gw ini. Sebenernya kalo hobi yang ini sih, bukan hanya mas Anwar yang ngelarang, ortu gw juga ngelarang abis secara itu bikin jantung dia berasa terayun-ayun hampir putus. Yah habis gimana, gw demen banget maen bungy jumping. Diem2 akhirnya gw maen bungy jumping juga, ketinggian terakhir kalo ngga salah 80 meter. Kebetulan lagi saat itu pas baru pacaran sama mas Anwar dan ada tawaran buat maen bungy gratis. Pheeewww.. siapa yang ngga ngiler sama tawaran itu..? Akhirnya gw minta ijin ke mas Anwar, ehhh belio dengan nada memelas, membujuk dan merayu sekuat tenaga supaya gw membatalkan keinginan gw. Katanya "Kita kan blom kawin.." Hihihi..
Berarti sekarang udah boleh dong? Kan udah kawin? Jawabannya udah bisa ditebak.. "Kasian Zebby" atau "Ngga mau jadi duda" de el el..
Ya sudahlah, lupain aja kedua hal tersebut. Yang penting gw mah udah pernah ngerasain hihihi...*tapi ntar kalo ada yg nantangin, gw mo ngerayu2 ahhhh...*
Emang itu kok yang sempet diucapin sama suami gw saat gw ngotot pengen mendalami sesuatu dan dia ngga setuju abis.
Pas masih SMU dulu, gw sempet terobsesi banget jadi drummer perempuan. Saking semangatnya, gw sampe belajar sama temen di rumahnya yang kebetulan dia punya drum set-nya. Woalah..hepinya gw. Capeknya kaki dan tangan udah ngga gw rasa.
Lulus SMU, latihan gw terhenti. Lagian pas kuliah, gw belom sempet nemuin temen yg bisa ajarin gw lagi. Apalagi pas Tingkat Persiapan Bersama yang jadwalnya mirip banget kayak SMU, jadi gw berasa sekolah SMU kelas 4!!. Udah nggak bisa macem2 deh...
Kira2 tingkat 2, gw akhirnya kenal sama seseorang yang bisa ngajarin gw. Cuman latihan baru terealisasi kira2 awal tingkat 3, dan gw harus belajar dari awal lagi secara gw udah rada lupa gimana tekniknya. Disaat itu juga, gw baru memulai pacaran sama mas Anwar. Gw pikir mas Anwar oke2 aja kalo gw latihan ngedrum, ehhh ternyata nggak, sodara-sodara. Sempet terjadi perdebatan sengit antara kita, dan akhirnya dia bilang "Ya udah, pilih aku atau dia? Aku sih ngga masalah kamu belajar musik, tapi mbok yah jangan ngedrum. Tu gitar udah jago, belajar piano kek, biola kek..". Gw ngga tertarik!! Dan akhirnya gw nyerah. Mudah2an Zebby ntar mau nerusin cita2 gw hehehe....
Trus, masalah hobi gw ini. Sebenernya kalo hobi yang ini sih, bukan hanya mas Anwar yang ngelarang, ortu gw juga ngelarang abis secara itu bikin jantung dia berasa terayun-ayun hampir putus. Yah habis gimana, gw demen banget maen bungy jumping. Diem2 akhirnya gw maen bungy jumping juga, ketinggian terakhir kalo ngga salah 80 meter. Kebetulan lagi saat itu pas baru pacaran sama mas Anwar dan ada tawaran buat maen bungy gratis. Pheeewww.. siapa yang ngga ngiler sama tawaran itu..? Akhirnya gw minta ijin ke mas Anwar, ehhh belio dengan nada memelas, membujuk dan merayu sekuat tenaga supaya gw membatalkan keinginan gw. Katanya "Kita kan blom kawin.." Hihihi..
Berarti sekarang udah boleh dong? Kan udah kawin? Jawabannya udah bisa ditebak.. "Kasian Zebby" atau "Ngga mau jadi duda" de el el..
Ya sudahlah, lupain aja kedua hal tersebut. Yang penting gw mah udah pernah ngerasain hihihi...*tapi ntar kalo ada yg nantangin, gw mo ngerayu2 ahhhh...*
Monday, May 29, 2006
Kenapa sih Mc Laren ini?!!
Ugghh..kesel deh kalo gini terus ngedukung tim Mc Laren..
Selalunya si Kimi ngga bisa nomer satu gara2 kerusakan ini dan itu..
Mbok ya ngga usah pake mesinnya Mercedez, ganti aja pake mesin lain, mesin jahit kek atau mesin pemotong rumput.. Beteee...
Jangankan Kimi, gw aja yg cuman jadi penonton aja kecewa berat, apalagi dia yah?
Udah hampir bisa ngebalap Alonso, eh tiba2 mobil dia kebakar..
Mana tadi F1 yang di Monte Carlo bukan kayak balapan mobil lagi, tapi jadi kayak pawai, abis mobil2nya pada bergerombol sampe ada yg overlap beberapa kali. Ini balapan mas, bukan lagi pawai 17-an!!!
Udah deh, gw mo nonton F1 yang serius tahun depan aja, mudah2an Kimi jadi pindah ke Ferrari..
Soalnya gw lagi bete berat sama Mc Laren.. Beteee...
Selalunya si Kimi ngga bisa nomer satu gara2 kerusakan ini dan itu..
Mbok ya ngga usah pake mesinnya Mercedez, ganti aja pake mesin lain, mesin jahit kek atau mesin pemotong rumput.. Beteee...
Jangankan Kimi, gw aja yg cuman jadi penonton aja kecewa berat, apalagi dia yah?
Udah hampir bisa ngebalap Alonso, eh tiba2 mobil dia kebakar..
Mana tadi F1 yang di Monte Carlo bukan kayak balapan mobil lagi, tapi jadi kayak pawai, abis mobil2nya pada bergerombol sampe ada yg overlap beberapa kali. Ini balapan mas, bukan lagi pawai 17-an!!!
Udah deh, gw mo nonton F1 yang serius tahun depan aja, mudah2an Kimi jadi pindah ke Ferrari..
Soalnya gw lagi bete berat sama Mc Laren.. Beteee...
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Email anehhh..!!
Plis deh simak ini....
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LOTTO NDETHERLANDS
Lotto. NL
Patenlaan 23, 2288ee Rijwijk
Den Haag, the Netherlands.
(Lotto affiliate with Subscriber Agents).
From: Joan Van Henk(Lottery Co-ordinator)
Website: www.lotto.nl
ATTN: WINNER
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lotto NL Winners International programs held on the 19th May, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 0175655522 with prize #: 31765549 NL
drew €1,000,000.00 which was first in the first class of the draws. You are to receive €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). Because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information
Confidential until your money (€1,000,000.00) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhere to, in order to avoid loss of your cash prize - winners of our cash
prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It is important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through
an internet ballot system from 50,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses - the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system. The promotion is sponsored and
promoted Lotto NL . We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is €85million. Remember, all winnings must be claimed not later than 15days
from today. After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote personal and
winning numbers in all correspondence with us.
Congratulations once again from all members of Lotto NL.
Thank you for being part of our promotional program.
For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying Bank with the information written below.
Send them the following information:
(i) Your name
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv)Your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.
(vi) Notification date.
Contact person: Mr. Patrick Rowley
E-mail: leedcbk@netscape.net
Tel: +31 633 701 450
Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
Joan Van Henk(Lottery Co-ordinator)
Website: www.lotto.nl
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Hihihi..kira2 gw mo ngapain yah kalo menang lotre 1 juta Euro..
pingsan aja deh xixixixi.....
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LOTTO NDETHERLANDS
Lotto. NL
Patenlaan 23, 2288ee Rijwijk
Den Haag, the Netherlands.
(Lotto affiliate with Subscriber Agents).
From: Joan Van Henk(Lottery Co-ordinator)
Website: www.lotto.nl
ATTN: WINNER
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lotto NL Winners International programs held on the 19th May, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 0175655522 with prize #: 31765549 NL
drew €1,000,000.00 which was first in the first class of the draws. You are to receive €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). Because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information
Confidential until your money (€1,000,000.00) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhere to, in order to avoid loss of your cash prize - winners of our cash
prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It is important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through
an internet ballot system from 50,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses - the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system. The promotion is sponsored and
promoted Lotto NL . We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is €85million. Remember, all winnings must be claimed not later than 15days
from today. After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote personal and
winning numbers in all correspondence with us.
Congratulations once again from all members of Lotto NL.
Thank you for being part of our promotional program.
For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying Bank with the information written below.
Send them the following information:
(i) Your name
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv)Your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.
(vi) Notification date.
Contact person: Mr. Patrick Rowley
E-mail: leedcbk@netscape.net
Tel: +31 633 701 450
Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
Joan Van Henk(Lottery Co-ordinator)
Website: www.lotto.nl
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Hihihi..kira2 gw mo ngapain yah kalo menang lotre 1 juta Euro..
pingsan aja deh xixixixi.....
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